ALAHAI, ROBERT SMITH.... ROBERT SMITH....

Many weeks ago, my friend I called Rose invited me into this kind of FB siblings. Apa ke namanya.. WAYN!  Bila check rupanya a medium where people from all over the world being connected. Kalau dalam my FB tu semuanya orang Mesia, jauh pun Brunei la kot.. Tapi dalam WAYN semua jenis colour manusia dari badan ke rambut ada. Tapi compared to FB yang buka dua tiga hari sekali, WAYN ni lagilah jarang-jarang-jarang gila buka. Rasanya so far baru dua kali je kot. 

There was a friend from UK called himself Robert Smith asked for my yahoo ID. Nak chat la tu. Saya pun tak kisah sangat... banyak kawan kan best. Boleh dengar-dengar cerita... boleh dapat pengalaman baru. Pada suatu hari (ish, macam masuk pertandingan bercerita la pulak), as I online je yahoo, terkeluarlah satu box kecik tu, chatting yahoo tu kan. Saya ni memang buta IT, to date saya tak pernah dan tak tahu pun nak chat kat yahoo box tu. Kalau orang yang say hi first tahulah juga nak jawap.

So without any prejudice, saya pun said hi back. We chat dari pagi sampai tengah hari untuk 1st day tu. Amboi syoknya kawan ngan orang putih ni. Tapi saya ni fesyen perempuan yang tak pernah simpan rahsia dengan suami (ada certain things je hu hu). Semua messages tu saya copy masuk thumb-drive and let my husband know. Ya lah, kawan dengan lelaki asing walau dalam alam maya dan walau tak ada niat serong, tapi manalah tahu kan. Kalau bukan kita yang tak ada niat, takut orang lain pula. Lagipun if anything happen, at least my husband tahu. Kot la kena kidnapp ke UK, bolehlah Papa usaha cari. My imagination memang tahap petala seribu.... 

So, everyday dia akan start our chatting. Saya pulak di office sambil buat kerja sambil layan mamat orang putih ni. Sampai kena buat alasan, ada meeting la bagai untuk slow down kan tahap excitement dia tu. So masa chat, macam-macam la cerita keluar. Kalau dari situ macam boleh agak dia kind of good man. Claimed himself was an engineer, looking for a lady to settle down, asking for my hand (nak mampus apa?). I told him I am married, suh dia tengok bebaik gambar profile saya. Memang pun semua gambar profile saya on alam maya ni pasti bersama suami, kalau bukan tak nak orang lain pesong pun, diri sendiri pun bukan boleh percaya sangat zaman ni.

Everytime I chatt about my hubby, dia akan marah. Layan je la mamat ni... bila Papa baca balik message tu dia pun gelak guling-guling. So, it was going on almost a week plus. Then one last day, dia minta alamat dan nombor mobile. All I provided him, but not using my real name. Said he was sending me something as to fascilitate my writings as well as friendship appreciation. Itu yang eager sangat tu... best tu dapat fresh material dari UK...

Then he called on my mobile when I was having lunch with my husband pada satu hari bekerja tu. Adoi la, setakat Nigel So You Think You Can Dance tu bolehlah paham. Tapi si Robert Smith ni slang macam Mr Bean. Wey wey wey entah apa ke menda. Tangkap je lah sepatah dua yang boleh faham. He said he was on his way to work, but will drop by to courier something for me. Told my husband about that and said that I have an instinct he was an old man. My hubby kata, ala layan je la... kawan je.

OK, bila masuk office the next morning there was an e-mail from him. The title was 'SUPRISE FOR YOU'. Bila tengok apa yang dia attach ke email tu, memang surprise habis lah! Biar betul Robert Smith ni?

Immediately I called my husband since I had a bad instinct in heart. Papa kata nampak macam copy and paste. But that was not the matter bothered me much. But thinking of gila ke show off tahap tak ingat bumi bulat ke mamat ni letak indication and description  macam tu kat luar airway bill? Ke mamat ni duduk hutan Amazon tak tahu prosedur international courier and kastam pe bagai?

Bila Papa kata layan je la dulu tengok apa jadi, I be silent. Midnight tu tengah syok tidur dia called. Just to say that he already couriered the parcel and asked me to contact him once I received it. I just said 'Ok, Ok..'

Esoknya lagi, masuk je office buat sedikit searching about his name and his address.  Robert Smith, 28 Tanfield Roydon. Ayoyo! Con-man rupanya ye! Search masuk legal issues, rupanya ada few complaints on him. The address is well-known for buat aktiviti mengenakan orang. Hantar kat orang telling them they won a prize, lottery or whatsoever  but the asked money after that. Huiyo! I came cross a con-man? Ni memang nak kena lah dengan aku ni! Said my heart...

I sent an email to him about few paragraph, bisa punya ayat la kalau dia jenis orang ada otak dan ada hati. Tapi kalau dia ada otak dan ada hati, dia tak buat kerja macam ni kan. He used to say once that he adores me for I have Double B - Beauty & Brain. La ni meh saya tunjuk my BRAIN! Silap orang tahap petala langit ke lapan la...

Several hours after that, ada satu email dari Universal Cargo. Exactly the same email as per complaints submitted by few people in the Legal Issue Forum. I replied the email by quoting reasoning, act and rules and procedures. Apa ingat  orang Malaysia yang ni koman sangat? Kalau saya pun ada hati kering dah lama jugak jadi trillionaire. Sebab hati ni tak kering dengan always being guided by yang atas tu la, I am still myself. Thank you Allah.

Luckily to date, I heard nothing from them anymore. Kalau tak mahu juga letak akta dalam email balasan saya nanti. Dia belum tahu agaknya saya dulu ada cinta dan cita nak jadi lawyer. Sebab Ibu terguling-guling macam hindustan tak bagi pegi oversea buat law, tu yang buat saya jadi orang akaun la ni. Dare to bother my life! Hopefully tak ada apa-apalah yang akan take place after this. Buat membuang masa dunia orang je...

Robert Smith @ Billy Smith @ John Smith dan entah berapa alias lagi lah agaknya. Yang tak pernah berubah cuma address dia je. I do not know whether any one of you reader counterpart this situation. But, no matter what we should always be careful in life. Especially with people we never know. Adik-beradik kandung seperut sepusat sepusing pun ada yang macam ketua segala commandor setan, ini kan pulak manusia dari dunia sebelah mana pun tak tau....

Tak pa lah, sekurang-kurangnya saya masih simpan chatting mesej yang bermuka-muka surat tu. And it gave me idea untuk tulisan baru. Hui la, asyik nak tulis baru je, bila yang dah mula tu nak siap gamaknya?

Now thinking of him... and thinking of Universal Express cargo. What is there behind everything? Ni yang nak upah Special Agent OSO pi siasat ni...

Alahai, Robert Smith... Robert Smith.... hopefully your god will look you through la....

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